this girl I know posted on facebook that she wanted donuts and more than one guy brought donuts to her house. That’s my dream.
i hate it when you accidentally pick off a bit of dead skin on your lip and you can’t stop until you’ve peeled your entire face off
omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND AND MY TEACHER STOOD UP AND SAID TURN THAT THING OFF IF I HEAR IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN TO HER THAT DIAMONDS DO NOT SHINE THEY REFLECT
nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it
I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention
u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE
An anthology of short stories by college students
s11 of Supernatural should be called “Not Natural” in the title card and it should be a crack season where they throw in every single poopy thing that they haven’t so far from Human!Impala to the boys meeting AU versions of themselves to “what if Sam turned into a moose for an episode”
Don’t forget the musical.
one time i was going to feed my dog a fruit and i picked up an orange but i was 4 am so i just threw the orange at his face and somehow that orange disappeared i swear to god he ate that whole orange with one bite and i dont know how
i was 4 am
tumblr user lolinepeta planned to feed his pet dog so hard, he became a measurement of time.
IT IS ACTUALLY BETTER THIS WAY
THIS WAS THE POINT OF THE SHOW IT WAS NEVER ABOUT ROMANCE IT WAS ABOUT TIME TRAVEL
(technically it was about history and science but TIME TRAVEL)